I'd make a terrible ho

I decided to put on fake nails for the party tonight. Now I can barely function without stabbing myself. I’m frightened for the next time I have to pee :(

Nov 7 at 6:15pm Comments - 3 Notes

Going to a "pimps and hos" party tonight

Pics sometime in the next few days. My costume is awesome (yes I have to wear a costume to be a ho)

Nov 7 at 12:41pm Comments - 1 Notes
mattgorman: Bob Ross really started to get pretty trippy towards the end. Bob Ross had a coke nail. I saw it once. I still love him.

mattgorman:

Bob Ross really started to get pretty trippy towards the end.

Bob Ross had a coke nail. I saw it once. I still love him.

Via This Year's Masterpiece
Nov 7 at 1:41am Comments - 6 Notes

Proof that cats are pure evil

When I start to yell at my dogs, my cat starts to purr

Nov 6 at 2:04pm Comments - 2 Notes

This is my night:

1. Laundry
2. White Russian
3. The Office
4. Pizza and crazy bread with my dad

Nov 5 at 7:29pm Comments - 0 Notes
adamhrabik: My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game. It just keeps getting worse

adamhrabik:

My friend fails at the Always Sunny reference game.

It just keeps getting worse

Via Sans Latin
Nov 5 at 6:49pm Comments - 0 Notes

I want this for Christmas. So yeah, work on that for me »

Nov 5 at 2:38pm Comments - 2 Notes

Favorite. Sleepy. Puppy. Ever.

Nov 5 at 2:23pm Comments - 6 Notes

Top Gun is on right now

I hate Tom Cruise but that doesn’t even matter in this movie. Shirtless beach volleyball ftw

Nov 5 at 1:46am Comments - 0 Notes

Dumbest movie concept ever:

Let’s have the two main characters communicate via letter and fall in love. But wait! Let’s have them communicate from two separate times! They can live in the same house at different times, and magically send letters through time using the crazy mailbox!

Is this something I made up? No. This is “The Lakehouse” with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves.

Why am I watching this?

Nov 4 at 10:37pm Comments - 1 Notes